I call this, Wishful Thinking.
I, [name, surname], on this morning of the [date, month], do take an oath here in this solemn place that I will avoid all strong liquors for the space of [insert age] years to come, being a year for every year that I have lived. And this I swear upon the *Book before me; and may I be stricken dumb, blind, and helpless if I break this my oath.
Notes:
* Book: referring to the sacred writings of a particular religion. E.g. Bible, Koran, etc
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